Hotter Than Hell

Hell in a Cell
10/26/2014

"The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the WWE Tag Team Championship!" Lilian Garcia declared.

Upon the announcement , fans in Dallas' American Airlines Center rose to their feet for a better view of the champs, Goldust and Stardust, or even their challengers, the Torro Twins. Which is why they were surprised when BO$$ by Fifth Harmony rang throughout the arena instead. Dressed in a black off the shoulder crop top and a leopard print pencil skirt with stilettos, Khloe Deshaun stepped onto the stage and made her way to the ring, shuffling carefully down the ramp in her heels. Although she didn't want to take time away from the match, she could only walk so fast in that skirt. Once she climbed the steel steps, the official was chivalrous enough to hold the ropes open for her and she ducked into the ring before gesturing for Lilian Garcia's microphone.

Placing one hand on her hip, Khloe raised the microphone to her glossy nude lips and waited for the audience to quiet down; smacking her gum in the meantime. After clearing her throat, Khloe began to speak. "The following contest is scheduled for one fall!" she repeated in a thick New Jersey accent. It may not have been eloquent, but hey, at least she was hot. "Introducing first, the WWE Tag Team Champions, Goldust and Stardust!"

With a hand on her hip, Khloe twirled the mic in her hand and watched as the strange duo of Gold and Stardust made their entrance. An unimpressed smirk was etched on her face. Once the tag champs were in the ring, Khloe stepped around them to announce their opponents; this time with a little more enthusiasm. "And the challengers! From Boston, Massachusetts! Colby and Rocco, the Torro twins!" she exclaimed.

The Torros' entrance music hit and they stepped onto the stage. Sharing a grin at Khloe's presence, they fist bumped. There was no doubt in their minds she wanted the D. Climbing into the ring, Rocco stomped across the canvas until he stood toe to toe with Stardust, ready to wipe that creepy grin off his face. Meanwhile, Colby took a step back and stroked his chin, checking Khloe out from behind as she ducked out of the ring.

Before the official could call for the bell, Stardust pulled a magic marker out of his sleeve and handed it to him. Khloe watched from her seat at ringside as Stardust spoke to the referee, before covering his mouth and giggling like a child. The ref uncapped the marker and stepped to the Torros, gesturing for one of them to hold out their hand. Reluctantly, Colby did as the ref asked; casting a skeptical glance to Rocco. They still weren't following, until the referee drew a big ole X on the back of Colby's hand. The crowd began to cheer, realizing that now the twins couldn't rely on Twin Magic to steal the tag titles. "Oh yeah, like I was really gonna do something!" Colby shouted back to them as Rocco made his way to their corner, clenching his chiseled jaw. Rocco was furious that they'd been outsmarted, but as his brother prepared to lock up with Stardust, he realized they'd just have to do things the old fashioned way...

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Goldust Irish whipped Rocco into an empty corner and the Italian Stallion gestured for a time-out. Instead, Goldust charged at him, but Rocco spun out of the corner and Goldust crashed into the turnbuckle. As he turned around, Rocco reared back for a big closed fist, but Goldust blocked it. Hooking his free arm between Rocco's thighs, Goldust hoisted the Torro onto his shoulder and sat him on the middle turnbuckle with his legs split along the ropes. When Goldust took a step back, Rocco realized what he was being set up for and covered his groin with both hands, desperately shaking his head no.

Goldust charged at Rocco, looking to hit Shattered Dreams, but the official intervened by jumping in his path before he could connect. After all, such a move would result in a disqualification. While Rocco thanked his lucky stars, Colby made his way down the ring apron and helped his brother out of the corner, before climbing into the ring and pushing Rocco to the outside while the ref was still busy reprimanding Goldust.

When the official stepped aside and Goldust saw that 'Rocco' had somehow gotten himself out of the corner, he froze. Goldust stared at the Torro from across the ring, studying him carefully. He sensed deception. Before the twins could cheat to pick up another win against them like they had on Raw, Goldust hit a running dropkick that knocked Colby to the mat. Quickly, Goldust grabbed Colby's wrist and pointed the X out to the ref. The official leaned in for a closer look, grabbing Colby's wrist for himself. "Get out of this ring right now!" he commanded.

"Whatever!" Colby fumed, yanking his wrist free and sliding underneath the bottom rope. Meanwhile, Rocco quietly slipped into the ring behind Goldust, and he didn't let a moment of the distraction go to waste before planting Goldust's face to the mat with a forward somersault cutter. And just as quickly, Rocco followed up with a cover on Goldust for the one-two-three.

"Here are your winners, and the NEW WWE Tag Team Champions, the Torro twins!" Khloe proudly exclaimed at ringside. Beaming, she traded her microphone for the tag titles and made her way up the steels steps (carefully in her heels).

Colby slid into the ring and jumped into his brothers arms. He was so excited he even grabbed Rocco's face and planted a big kiss on the cheek - which disgusted Rocco. After he wiped his cheek with the back of his hand, the official stepped in to raise the Torros arms in victory, then Khloe stepped forward to present them with the tag titles.

Somehow, the twins' grins spread even wider when Khloe approached them; the tag titles resting on her shoulders. "Have you ever seen a more beautiful pair?" Colby laughed, nudging his brother in the ribs. He was referring to the belts, of course...

Colby took his belt and climbed the turnbuckle, slapping the faceplate with his hand while Rocco remained in the center of the ring. Raising his title above his head, Rocco performed a Val Venis-worthy hip thrust and rubbed his hand down his torso and over his baby oil-soaked abs, eliciting a snort from commentary.

Once they were done celebrating their big win the twins were about to exit the ring, but they stopped when they noticed that Khloe was still lingering - waiting for them. Shouldering his tag title, Colby placed his foot on the bottom rope and raised the middle cable with his fist, inviting her to go first. Slowly, Khloe leaned down to climb out of the ring. Rocco gave her a once over before looking out to the crowd, poking his tongue against the inside of his cheek. As Khloe walked along the ring apron, the twins hopped down and helped her down the steel steps.

As they made their way up the ramp together, Khloe stood between the twins with her arms around their waists. As they neared the stage, she slid her hands along their lower backs, before slyly squeezing both of their asses, prompting the twins exchanged startled glances behind Khloe's back. Although they already scored big by winning the tag titles, they hoped that wouldn't be the only time they got lucky tonight...