Look at Me Now

Raw
1/16/2012

Only ten minutes into Monday Night RAW and all hell had broken loose as Mick Foley, Dolph Ziggler, Vickie Guerrero and CM Punk quarreled in the center of the ring. In an attempt to campaign for a spot in the Royal Rumble, Foley drew out Ziggler, who mocked Foley and in turn drew out Punk, who came to Foley's defense and criticized Ziggler for having John Laurinaitis as the special guest referee in their WWE Championship match in two weeks at the Royal Rumble, which only caused Vickie to come to her beau's defense. Just when it seemed like things couldn't spiral any further out of control...

Suddenly 'Get U Home' by Shwayze hit the speakers, bringing everyone in the ring to a halt as Foxy Love pranced out on stage with a microphone in tow.

"Hold up, wait a minute!"

For one, the audience was surprised because they hadn't seen Foxy since she lost to Lauren Gray nearly two weeks ago on SmackDown!. Secondly, the former two-time Divas Champion was uncharacteristically dressed in a tight leather skirt that was laced up her thighs and a dull pink tank top with a mauve colored vest that was hugging her voluptuous body tightly, so tightly in fact that she couldn't even fasten the top button, revealing her sparkly bra underneath. The saucy brunette was also sporting a pair of glasses, bringing her office chic look home.

"Excuse me, Mr. Punk? Do you know who I am?" Foxy asked, addressing the man who still had his back turned to her. "I'm kind of a big deal around here, I'm not any kind of Diva. When I speak, you listen. Do you understand me?" CM Punk slowly spun around, meeting Foxy with a pair of skeptical eyes and a jeering smile. "Yeah, that's what I thought."

The eyes of everyone in the ring, as well as everyone surrounding it, were glued on Foxy now, wondering why in the hell she was involving herself.

"As the Executive Vice President of Talent Relations, and the interim General Manager of RAW, one can imagine that Mr. Laurinaitis has a lot on his plate. Vickie, I'm sure you can relate." Foxy paused, allowing the audience to laugh at Vickie's expense while she shrieked to Dolph. "That is why he has asked I, Foxy Love, his new secretary," Again she paused to milk the audience's reaction as they booed upon learning about her new position. "To personally address this pressing matter for him. First of all, Punk, I can assure you that Mr. Laurinaitis will be entirely unbiased as the special guest referee for your match. I mean, why wouldn't he be?" Even Foxy couldn't contain her grin as she said it. "As for you, Mick Foley, I ran your proposition of being an entrant in the Royal Rumble by Mr. Laurinaitis, and after a lot of thought and consideration, we both agreed that no, nobody wants to see that."

Everyone in attendance at the Honda Center erupted in boos while Foxy took a moment to savor the disappointment on Mick Foley's face.

Apparently Foxy wasn't the only one who was enjoying the moment, because Vickie Guerrero stood toe to toe with Foley and busted out laughing in his face. "Hahahahahahahaha! She said no! Hahahahahahaha!"

"Excuse me!" Foxy once again spoke, silencing Vickie with her own catchphrase. "Unless you have anything of importance to add, which I doubt you do, I suggest that all of you leave the ring immediately, because we do have a Tag Team Championship match to get on with."

Dolph, Vickie and Foley reluctantly fled the ring, followed by Punk who lingered behind for a moment to challenge Foxy's authority.

"I bet you all think I'm a bitch, huh?" Foxy asked, eliciting a massive response from the crowd as the group flocked past her, her eyes still trained on Punk before looking past him to the sold out arena that surrounded her. "Well you're right! The bitch - is back!"